Mauritius
Answer these questions, literally:
How do you know about this country?
Why are you interested in it/why did you choose it?
What is the country famous for in terms of art, architecture, dances, etc.
What are the most popular places to visit and why?
Politics Why have Outer Crapovians concocted 100 different ways to cook grub worms and feature them in almost all their restaurants? Is that because grub worms are the richest source of protein in the country?
Why do the Outer Crapovians worship the moon goddess Lunatickia and build huge temples to worship her made of cow dung? Was that because aliens from Jupiter’s moon Callisto visited Outer Crapovia 20,000 years ago and brought their religion with them?
How many times will have to listen to “Japan’s main islands are blah, blah, blah” or “Most of its major cities are on the coast” before my eyes glaze over? Why are its major cities situated on the coast?
What does it mean to not be connected to a major mainland like China or Russia?